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Put on your thinking cap before you proceed.
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Giggle Giggle
The guy's hand raised in the lecture hall: "I wish to make myself more acquainted with the mystical beings known as females!"
Are we females really that mysterious?
For guys who frequently find yourselves scratching your heads,the following guide will be frequently updated with our pearls of wisdom. Use them wisely!
BODY LANGUAGE:
How can I tell if Girl is INTERESTED in any way?
If girl is a normal, typical person--EASY TO READ:
1. When girl is listening, she tilts her head, exposing some neck (think Vampire Syndrome).
2. Girl suddenly crosses her legs when you enter the room.
3. She starts to follow you around a lot. She'll do anything you want to do. OR, if she is the reverse type, she will suddenly get aloof only at certain times and then huffy, pouty, or throw a minor hiss fit if not getting proper attention.
4. She SUDDENLY (note, the word "Suddenly") starts wearing tighter clothing.
5. She SUDDENLY starts looks at you when you are talking and smiles during a conversation. If she was louder before, she SUDDENLY got quieter, more... submissive(?)
6. OF course, sudden start of physical contact, repeated.
7. More to come
Guide to acting around Girl
1. Figure out what kind of person the girl is first. If there is a problem, do not deal with it like a blunt butter knife. Or like the quintessential ram with the wall. Think!
2. Girls think about relationships a lot more than guys. They think about the future, the quality of the guy, possibilities, and characteristics-- tending to super-overthink things. Power play!
3. Show solidarity as much as possible. Don't be a wimp.
4. Fastest way to get skewered-- tell a G she looks tired.
5. The world would be a much better place if everyone listened to: "If you don't have something nice to say, then close your mouth."
6. Do not overdo. Who cares if you are short. Man up! If you're too tall, don't act like a beanpole. Walk with confidence!
7. To avoid creeping a girl out, don't kiss her on the first date, unless she really wants you to. And then, if she didn't respond to your kiss by kissing back, don't try to kiss again. DUH!
More to be added. Stay tuned...
-ddmimi