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  • BAKE

    BOIL. Get the real Jelly Belly. Mangoes, peppermint roca, blueberry.

  • SNAP

    Crackle Pop! Lock up the silver ware! Unquote--

  • BREADWINNER

    Panko beats. Think about reputation. Reputation is everything in our society. Did you not think that we would inquire about someone living under our roof?

  • CONTAINER OF:

    Halos in buckets. Wheezes, "I'm sorry I--I thought--" "You thought what?! That I would go on bandering? You will continue working on Vivian Ayr's Cloud Atlas!"

  • QUESTION:

    Sixsmith Concerto No. 6 Cloud Atlas Sextet I heard it in a dream, where the But I, something as important as this, can we describe it as yours, or mine? It's exactly as how I feel Vivian.

Food: SI + Brain



Who even has time to cook these days?
We're working, studying, sleeping, and how much time is left for cooking?
and who here is really a naturally born chemist?

For the terrible cooks of the world, we give you fail-proof recipes that are
guaranteed to take less than 15 minutes to cook, unless you are even worse than we are.

99.8% failure rate for complicated recipes

Proof: Sugarless Blueberry Muffins
10 straight fails in Apple Pie
Liquid scones ...blurp


and 101.3% success rate for the following bits.

And thus, we create an archive of the few dishes we can truly not fail at. Failproof. Burnproof. ddmimi-proof.
This is our little lockbox of tried and safe recipes that we ourselves will refer to.
Password will be added soon.


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Thai Spring Rolls- Mango + Shrimp



Easy customizable. Quick Prep. Cool Food. What more can we say?

Perfect that summer dish...

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Crispy Skin Salmon



Perfectly cooked. Moist. Don't waste the skin.
Let the true flavor of salmon ring out!

Foolproof and tested...

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Classic Spicy Mustard

Mustard. Hot.

A blow to your noggin. Carries Wasabi-like sensation.

READ MORE...

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